The exception that proves the rule

Rick, 19 years old. About the study design without knowing how to draw. Luckiest person your ever meet. Spanish & English. Mythology, and a lot more.

silvertook:

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Just finished this commission in the style of hades!

I’m thinking of making an official post for price breakdowns and how to commission me for specific styles like these. Is that something y’all would be interested in?

Cool Hades 2 Character Design Thing!

gamerwithamonocle:

First off, new god art looks amazing! I am so excited to see a some of the ones that didn’t make it into the last game appear here! Now onto a cool thing about Moros’ character design I noticed and how it’s probably tied into the game’s themes!

He’s got little references to his sisters, the Fates, in his design. (and also to the Fate aesthetic as a whole I guess.) Moros is one of Nyx’s many kids along with the Fates, Thanatos, Hypnos, Charon, Nemesis… ect. However, he and the Fates are a little more closely associated with each other than he is with his other siblings.

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His little sash had three symbols on it that resemble (left to right) a spool of thread, ye old scissors/shears, and a spindle. These match the Fate sisters’ roles as Spinner (spindle for a spinning wheel), Allotter (determines how much thread of life goes into each person’s spool), and Upturning (or the one that cuts the thread). 

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His sword also appears to be made to look like a sewing needle to complete the whole Fate family sewing aesthetic. Moros himself is the Fates’ older brother and is associated with impeding doom and generally bad times destinies, being the one who kinda leads people to them. SO it makes sense that he would have a needle to guide people’s strings.

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Also he’s standing next to what I assume is this game’s Fated List of Minor Prophecies, which was written by the Fates for Zagreus in the first game, as well as what’s probably a scrying pool. Maybe he has missions like killing a certain type of enemy however many times given his domain?

I think it’s really cool that in a game where Kronos, Titan of Time, is the main big bad has all these gods whose domain revolve around prophecies, fate, and inevitability gunning against him is hilarious given he got screwed by fate before. I mean, Apollo god of prophecy and oracles is also here. Honestly, this is just a great cast for a game genre that’s all about running through RNG floors in endless loops. I’m so excited!

Cool Hades 2 Character Design Thing!

gamerwithamonocle:

First off, new god art looks amazing! I am so excited to see a some of the ones that didn’t make it into the last game appear here! Now onto a cool thing about Moros’ character design I noticed and how it’s probably tied into the game’s themes!

He’s got little references to his sisters, the Fates, in his design. (and also to the Fate aesthetic as a whole I guess.) Moros is one of Nyx’s many kids along with the Fates, Thanatos, Hypnos, Charon, Nemesis… ect. However, he and the Fates are a little more closely associated with each other than he is with his other siblings.

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His little sash had three symbols on it that resemble (left to right) a spool of thread, ye old scissors/shears, and a spindle. These match the Fate sisters’ roles as Spinner (spindle for a spinning wheel), Allotter (determines how much thread of life goes into each person’s spool), and Upturning (or the one that cuts the thread). 

image

His sword also appears to be made to look like a sewing needle to complete the whole Fate family sewing aesthetic. Moros himself is the Fates’ older brother and is associated with impeding doom and generally bad times destinies, being the one who kinda leads people to them. SO it makes sense that he would have a needle to guide people’s strings.

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Also he’s standing next to what I assume is this game’s Fated List of Minor Prophecies, which was written by the Fates for Zagreus in the first game, as well as what’s probably a scrying pool. Maybe he has missions like killing a certain type of enemy however many times given his domain?

I think it’s really cool that in a game where Kronos, Titan of Time, is the main big bad has all these gods whose domain revolve around prophecies, fate, and inevitability gunning against him is hilarious given he got screwed by fate before. I mean, Apollo god of prophecy and oracles is also here. Honestly, this is just a great cast for a game genre that’s all about running through RNG floors in endless loops. I’m so excited!

cryptotheism:

One Bad Gloop if it was translated like the Emerald Tablet:

Original text, now lost to history:

1) “One bad gloop, and she do what I yoinky
2) Two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy
3) Three more yoinks, then I buy me a smoothie
4) Poured up a gloop, that’s a gloop and a splurgy”

From the Jabirian Corpus, of legendary islamic alchemist Jabir Ibn-Hayyan, 8th-9th century:

1) A single bad gloop! What I yoinky, done!
2) They number among this: Two teaming splurgs, and a donkey-drawn cart of gloopy
3) The yoinks number three, at which point, one must acquire for themselves a smoothie
4) Poured up a gloop, that is a gloop and a splurgy”

Notes: Earliest extant translation is notably corrupt.

Secondary Arabic translation by an unknown author. 9th century:

1) One gloop of malicious character, and what I yoinky is done of her
2) Attested are two great splurgs and a gloopy of great magnitude
3) Of yoinks, three! A smoothie follows shortly after.
4) Upon the pouring of a gloop comes another gloop, and a splurgy.

Notes: This version is as corrupt as the Jabirian corpus edition.

From the Book of the Composition of Alchemy, 12th century Latin:

1) One bad gloop, a yoinky be done
2) Two great splurgs, a gloopy of a strong mule
3) Three yoinks, a smoothie
4) A poured gloop, a gloop, a splurgy

Notes: This was the earliest translation into Latin. However, it was not widely circulated.

From Roger Bacon’s Secretum Secretorum, 1445:

1) One badde gloope, and what I yoinkie hath been done of her
2) Two greate splurgges, and the gloopie of a strong asse is produced
3) Add upon this three yoinks, and the purchase of a smoothie
4) From this is distilled a gloope, another gloope, and a splurgie

Notes: This translation was the most widely read in Europe for the time. This form was the basis for several centuries of translations.

From Giorgio Beato’s Aurelium Occultae, 1613:

1) Only a single gloop is required for them to yoinky
2) Whatever splurgs are needed, they are half that a mule’s gloopy
3) Where yoinks number three, this will result in a smoothie
4) Also, a gloop, when added to the mixture, will be doubled, along with a splurgy

From Roscrucian mage William Kriegsmann, allegedly from Phonecian 1633:

1) I speak of a gloop, and all I yoinky shall be done
2) I speak of two great splurgs, and their gloopy most tenacious
3) I speak of three more yoinks, and smoothies
4) I speak of a gloop upon the chalice, for it is but a gloop and no more.

Notes: There was no phonecian. Kriegsmann was likely working from the Secretum Secretorum Latin.

From Sir Issac Newton, 1680:

1) Tis a single impure gloop, and from this a yoinky is born
2) Fore is added a grande gloopy, comes a pair of splurgges
3) Purchase of wane smoothie tis built, upon the three pillars of yoink
4) Ye gloop poured, tis but a gloop and a splurgy

Notes: Newton was an accomplished polyglot, his translation is based in one of the Arabic originals, though which is unclear.

From Rosicrucian mage Sigmund Bacstrom, allegedly from Chaldean, 1802

1) Tis from CHIRAM ONE of the GLOOPY
2) Of two SPLURGS and a great GLOOPY
3) Of three YOINKS and a SMOOTHIE
4) Upon the chalice, a GLOOP and a SPLURGY

Notes: Though many translations claim to be from a Chaldean original, this is unlikely to be true. The Bacstrom translation is notably corrupt.

From Madame Helena Blavatsky, unknown date, mid 19th century.

2) Two splurgs and a gloopy conjoin to form The One
3) All things are produced by conjunction of Splurgs and Gloopy
4) Poured up a gloop, a gloop and a splurgy are Complete.

Notes: It is not known why Blavatsky omitted the first line.

From Fulcanelli, translated from the Sieveking french, 18th century.

1) One malicious gloop, and what is yoinky shall be done by her.
2) By divine conjunction, two big splurgs produce gloopy most grand
3) Upon three additional yoinks, the ONE sires the smoothie
4) Here, a gloop and and a splurgy are poured upon the chalice

From Fulcanelli, revised translation, early 19th century

1) One bad gloop, and what is yoinky be done
2) Two big splurgs, to this, a big ass gloopy
3) Upon three yoinks a smoothie is sired
4) Upon pouring of the gloop, a splurgy and a gloop are produced

I had fun writing this. If you want my actual alchemy research you can find it here.

prokopetz:

Starting a business with two separate bathrooms, except one of them has the symbol for alchemical antimony on the door, and the other, the symbol for alchemical phosphorus. If you ask the staff about it, they claim to understand your confusion, then lead you to a third, previously undisclosed bathroom with the alchemical symbol for potassium carbonate.

templeofoccultpractices:

39-PRESIDENT MALPHAS

Enn:Lirach tasa Malphas ayer


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The Thirty-ninth Spirit is President Malphas. He appears at first like a crow, but after he will put on Human Shape at the request of the Exorcist, and speak with a hoarse Voice. He can build houses and high towers, and can bring knowledge, enemies’ desires and thoughts, and that which they have done. If you are a construction foreman, or working on a construction project, he can bring together those in conflict on the project, bring the budget together, and find the best workers to accomplish even the most outrageously difficult designs. His understanding of how things come together can be turned against your enemies, destroying their desires, thoughts, and all they have done. Some invoke Malphas as a ward against psychic and physical assaults. He gives good familiars. He governs 40 legions of spirits.

Call upon President Malphas for

⬩Construction

⬩Enemies desires and thoughts

⬩Protections

⬩Ask him what else he will work with you on⬩

⊱•━━━━━━⊰In Ritual⊱━━━━━•⊰

Enn:Lirach tasa Malphas ayer

Sigil:Posted above

Plant:Marigold

Incense:Storax

⬩Orange candles or objects

⬩Ask President Malphas what he likes⬩

⬩It is important to learn protections before trying to work with any spirits. You can get tricksters and parasites if you don’t.

Cleansings- cleaning your space of negative energies. You can burn herbs or incense for this.

Banishings- forcing negative energies out of your space. The lesser banishing ritual is one of the most commonly used.

Warding- wards keep negative energy out of your space. Amulets, sigils and talismans do this.

Set up a your space and do a cleanse and banishing. Have wards up in your home. Meditation is to calm yourself and get your mind ready. The sigil (symbol) is what you draw on paper. The enn is what you chant or say to call forth the spirit.⬩